But... they froze... and the fridge wasn't cold enough to freeze anything. They fuckin froze and none of the other stuff froze! HOW is that possible? Seriously... I don't believe in UFOs or reincarnation or most Gods or you name it. But these spuds FROZE.

Must be Little Hawk's fault somehow.

I guess I'll just have to buy smaller bags of spuds and keep em in the kitchen and forget about it... if I can. Gives me the shivers.