As Josh White used to sing in "Evil-Hearted Man":

Yeh, she even made my breakfast,
And she brought it to my bed;
Well, I took a sip of coffee,
Threw the cup at her head!

Chorus:

Because l'm evil, well, evil-hearted me,
I am so doggone evil, evil as a man can be.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble