Nice try anyway Bernard........So........

How come when you bounce a check, the bank charges you more of something they already know you ain't got none of?

Why do they have locks on the doors of those 24 hour shoot-n-scoot stores?

How come you PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY?

Why do they have mailboxes in front of the Post Office? You're there!

Why do they have Braille symbols on the machines at the Drive-Up Bankcard machines?

And why do they have those signs that say "No Dogs EXCEPT Guide Dogs Allowed"??? Who's supposed to read them?

Why do we need 75 euphemisms for "fuck?"

Why is euphemism a euphemism?

Spaw