He floated up the river, he floated down the lake. And now Miss Lucy's baby has got a belly ache.
Miss Lucy called the doctor, Miss Lucy called the nurse. Miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse.
"Measles." said the doctor, "Mumps." said the nurse. "A virus." said the lady with the alligator purse.
"Penicillin." said the doctor, "Bed rest." said the nurse. "Pizza." said the lady with the alligator purse.