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Diarrhea... duke, duke
Diarrhea....duke, duke
Some people think its funny
Butt its really brown and runnny
Diarrhea, duke, duke
Diarrhea, duke, duke
When it comes out of your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
When it runs down your leg
Like a broken, scrambled egg
If you're climbing up the ladder
And you feel something splatter
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Sincerely,
Gargoyle
Learned this from a wild, filthy, about 10 year old street urchin, cira 1976-79 at UniCamp where I fascilitated "New Games" and my "Woodsy Name" was "Tweezleywop." I was assigned to eat mess-hall with his group. While waiting to go in there were many songs. If the wait was too long - this little rapscallion would break into the DIARRHEA song .... and we would be quickly ushered inside.