So the guy's got this girl in bed and she notices that his tool is nothing to write home about and says, "You have a very small organ." He's upset of course and strikes back with "I didn't know I'd be playing in a Cathedral!" Now she's irate and says, "Put your hand in there." He does and she says, "Now put in your other hand," which he also does. She then says, "Now CLAP!" He tries but it doesn't work and he says, "I can't." She gives a satisfied smirk and asks, "Tight, ain't it?"

......didn't want you to worry Mario.

Spaw