Well, here I is! Looks like a good, down home, friendly type place! Snag me one o' them recliners, there, and pour me up a brew, no matter what kind. Drinks on me, friends. Hi ya, there, Sugar Dog, you need a lap? Kinda sounds to me like you been over workin yerself here lately. Come on up here and chew a bone for a while. You wanna play fetch or somethin'? Or jes' relax for a while? You choose. I is gonna sit in this recliner drinkin' beer for a while. Just feeling good, is I. Why don't somebody play us some mountain music here?

And, welcome home, Matt R. You is right needed in this place.