Car? Ya got an old Dodge with a 1/4" skid plate from wheel ta wheel ta bumper at bumper? Buddy a mine had one. That sucker made it near a click up Stoney Crick one night. Hell of a time gettin him outta there but it was an adventure.

Why did he drive up a Crick? Well, it was there... and so was a gallon a shine and some Albert County homegrown. Oh... yeah... that was in Albert County... nuff said... them southern boys is a bit off eh.

When Lynard Skynard played here a while back they were informed that the "anthem" of the Albert County good ol boys was Sweet Home Albert County and the lead singer said that kinda frightened him. And it shoulda. Rednecks from anywhere can fray yer nerves.

"Reverse? What's that?"