Camp? Do you really mean camping? Outdoors? OMG!

Brrr!

I last slept in a tent in 1973 - when I was young and foolish.

I like those music camps where you stay in a nice hotel with lots of good food and comfy beds and hot baths and showers and a decent bar and possibly a swimming pool and a snooker table and... and...

... it's just great to be a WUSS!