All of a sudden, the gate swung open. It was Jake, flanked by two known PAPA operatives.

"What kind of a game is Coutler #1 playin?" Thought The Implementer. "She told me that this guy was a liberal pinko, but here he is with the Grand Dragon of Misogynists Unanimous, William Shatner #21 and his oriental sidekick Beer Me. I never would have expected to hear Anne Coulter say something that was untrue."