Funny Bridge, you built up your absurd opinion of me based on my shares in BSkyB as I recall, and literally accused me of having a bob or two. I know nothing of the founders of Guinness Book of Records apart from they seemed to have political opinions that were as far to the right as yours seem to be to the left.

The sequestration case funding? No idea if they were involved. A bit of a bugger of they were but justice is served on the merits of case, or so solicitors keep telling me. The NUM funding of their case came from, if memory serves me correctly, the meeting the NUM chief executive had in a tent with Gaddiffi.

Jeri, I don't know either, but I just keep answering for him when Rumpole of the Volvo shuffles his papers and walks towards the dock.