Coulter Clone #2 was beginning to suspect that Bobert did not know the Women Code, after 5 minutes of watching him interact with his wife. She was convinced.

"This one is a dead end." She tweeted on her blackberry. "He hasn't even figured out how to keep from pissing off the missus."

She bunny-hopped in to her way too large, way too shiny, way too black and chromy SUV and drove off into the dark night.