[modified her own appearance to something more like that of the car]

"Nice headlights!" said the desk clerk. "Let me put you up on the ramp so that I can get my grease gun on those nipples!"

"I would like a room for the night." She sighed.

"We only rent by the hour."

"How much for 8 hours?"

"$24.00."

"I'll need to take a shower."

"Towels and sheets are $10.00 extra." Then he turned and opened the night window and yelled. "Igor, fire up the boiler! this one has a clean fetish!"

She handed him 30 dollar bill and said, "Keep the change."