And, Eliza- he IS comparing his clothes to the other guy's :). I'm listening to Lord Invader singing it as I type this. "Just because me blouse ain't long and me pants ain't drapes and with a waïst by my shoulders", kind of saying, "Because I'm not fashionable like *him* means you invite him over while I'm out on Christams evening?" Don't know why he had to see for himself before he confronted her, though.