Of course, if I really get Jonesin fer some chips, there is a 3 ton (why a 3 ton I dunno) truck full of Lay's chips just across the street and buddy could hook me up with some Lightly Salted for a buck a bag at most. He said they were free any time I wanted but I know the chipmen... that's the way they get you hooked eh? Free bags of lightly salted... then it escaltes to a full blown DORITOS addiction and then... the gutter. I told him I wouldn't take any more for free... that I had to pay at least a buck a bag or I might become a hopeless addict.

Shit... I ain't got any change. Expect he'll extend me credit?