Idea for a really stupid Racoon trick

Enter magician with a bag of racoons.
Pick a racoon, any racoon.....don't show it me, show the audience!
Alright put the racoon back in the bag.
Say the magic words, wave wand....produce racoon from the bag with a flourish, alternatively racoon could rise spontaneously from the bag to stunned disbelieving applause from audience!

Is this YOUR racoon....?

Ma fois! Incroyable!