A guy brings a raccoon home , tells his wife it's a pet.
She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?"
He repies , "In the bedroom."
"But what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks.
"I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done !!
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What do you call coons in prison?
Coonvicts

Where do they send coons who have been commited?
The Cooney Ben

What do coons use to wash their fur with?
Coonditioner

What would a drug dealing coon conceal?
Coontraband

What is the name of the Airplane that transports coovicts?
Coonair