The US Constitution requires the person to be a native-born citizen. Chongo abandoned his family and his wife and kids (recent research has turned this up -- four young chimplets and a wife named Binjo), forced his sister and mother into prostitution entered the US illegally, and
lives in the delusion that he's Sam Spade or Mickey Spillane.

Oh. Well, given the current crop none of those are a political problem. God has forgiven him, and so can everyone else.