I see on the six o'clock news that all eyes are on the Boeing seven big seven plane upon which which His Majesty and Bo, the Portugese Water Dog, are about to deplane and then board a chopper (I dunno, I couldn't be bothered to watch and gag any longer) to the summer retreat for a ten day vacation. Michelle and the kids are already there. How nice.

WTF? Slow news day? Nothing going on in FuckyoUPshima? Afghanistan? Cairo? Syria? Libya?.... ohhhhh, I gotta stop. Oh... me nerves!