Personally, I am looking more and more favorably on the idea of Chongo in 2012.

The issue of his place of birth may pose a legal challenge, though. However, the fact that he is a non-human primate may be a sufficient enough loophole to stop the "birthers" in their tracks. I'm not certain if it is stated specifically in our Constitution that the commander-in-chief must be human.

Come to think of it, a precedent has already been set - sort of. We've already had a non-human primate serve as governor of California.

Hey! If Chongo could prove that he was born on the grounds of, say, an American embassy...

Quick! Find that birth certificate!

Jay