"Well sir, When I look at the Sat Nav, it remindes me that Jebus is the One True Path"
"When I look at the Message icon, it reminds me of the Message of the Lord"
"When I look at the Google Icon, I know that if I take some of the letters away, and add another one, it spells 'GOD'."
"Heck, it's even got a virtual Deck of Cards, which gives me a whole nother metaphor to use"

I know - I was that soldier.......