"- Likes Jazz and Swing music"

That's the only thing that worries me. Doesn't he like folk music? Play banjo? Own a bodhran? Like hearing the spoons?

I regard these predilections as proof that the brain is organized, and organized all the way.

As for me, swing makes me clench my teeth, and jazz makes me sleepy unless they play it loud and discordant, which they usually do just when I'm about to doze off.