You need a new hobby, Ol-ster...

Leave the sumabich' bats the heck alone... I mean, most guys chase women when they have the mid-life thingie going on but you??? No, you have to invite Wild Kingdom into your house???

Me thinks you need some couch time with the Doc... Maybe he can get you thru this little unpleasant episode...

(((BTW, the bat, unlike you, works the night shift... They sleep during the day... If ya' had just gone back to bed (with the door closed) you would have found him or her the next morning hanging from a lampshade or somethin' and you could caught him or her quite easily and put him out...)))

B~