Rap - Deny then, if you can, that you are making up all this supposed "evidence" on the spot... ;-D

I have to say, though, that I admire both your nerve and your imagination in doing so. So who is paying you to do it? The Democrats or the Republicans?

Bee-Dub - I think cartoonists would have a field day with Chongo even if he is already a chimp. What they would do is apply various well-known human characteristics to him when caricaturing him, that's all. For isntance, they'd do him up with tommy gun and fedora in scenes reminiscent of Capone, Bonnie & Clyde, Pretty Boy Floyd, and Dillinger. Think of the possibilities!