I think "over here" is where Al lives, so I guess opinions about social skills vary.

A nice, rhythmic "popcorn" fart while walking can be entertaining. I don't like the damp ones.

My philosophy is that people fart. You can't stop a fart, so you might as well enjoy it. People will say you CAN stop a fart, but eventually, gas builds up and you explode. Do you really think that's a good idea? Farts are nature's little release valve.