Damn fart.....how would that work out?

Like macbeth.....Out Damned fart!

Gratified by the response chaps! Hands across the sea! Arseholes across the ocean!

As for the pyro tachnics, I've never been tempted, ever since a bloke at college did it and got blowback - had to be rushed to hospital with internal burning. he recovered quite nicely, but he was unlucky type. The Principal's wife caught him once - in the throes of self gratification. You'd never have guessed looking at him that he was prone to such mishaps. He always wore a collar and tie...... other clothes as well of course. But always a collar and tie.