The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3210472
Posted By: gnu
21-Aug-11 - 02:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I suppose you batted those pretty eyes and drawled, "It's just soooo hot officer. Almost as hot as you."

Never works for ME, of course. I get questions like "Have you been drinking today, Mr. Owens?" Even when I try to be nice by saying "Not yet." and offer to have them join me in having a cold one they still get pissy. It is said the RCMP always get their man. Hey, maybe if I dressed up in drag they might be a little more friendly?