Alex, don't you worry about that "TV" thing. As a quick explanation it is a box from which mindless drivel drools out and pools on the floor of your living room. You have to be careful not to step in it because you may wind up tracking it through your soul.

If you do decide to sample the noxious brew then you must strain very carefully through the slime to find the one or two bits of mediocrity that shines only in comparison to the the rest of the sludge that is called programming.

Not that I have anything against the box, you see...