Bruce... I'm still here on the Gulf Coast. Irene's not comin' my way. Gulf of Mexico... Atlantic Ocean... They're both salty and have fish in 'em, but they're not the same. The Gulf has prettier beaches and nastier hurricanes.

But there's this big ol' mess of bad weather out near the Cape Verde islands that they're saying has like a 90% chance of becoming Jose. Repeat after me, "No way, Jose! Go 'way Jose!" Just practicin'...