LOL, Will Fly!

[["if you need cosmetic surgery just to get the song across, there has to be something wrong with the song or the way you're performing it, or both."]]
That's assuming you got hired in the first place. And it depends a lot on who your audiences are.

Granted, Broadway musicals may have slightly different criteria from most folk venues, but I still think there's a lot of truth behind
this song.