Acupuncture is a jab well done.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

Bev and Jerry