The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #139939   Message #3213351
Posted By: GUEST,Peter Laban
27-Aug-11 - 05:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Horrific Puns
Subject: RE: BS: Horrific Puns
Chapman and Keats went on tour with a pair of performing bears. Keats refused to believe they were tame and harmless, but consented to feed them. Chapman found Keats injecting a local anesthetic into the bears. They were numb but upright. "Chapman flew into a feverish temper and demanded the reason for this brutal and cynical outrage. 'There's safety in numb bears,' Keats said."