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Thread #139939 Message #3213379
Posted By: alanabit
27-Aug-11 - 07:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Horrific Puns
Subject: RE: BS: Horrific Puns
Following India's bad luck in the recent cricket maatches, here are a few shocking puns just to make sure we offend cricket fans too!
Cricket jokes:
Why is it safe for Indian cricketers to eat lots of curry?
They don't get the runs.
What do total eclipses and the Indian cricket team have in common?
There's about a century between them.
Why do Indians sometimes wear turbans when they work in the City?
They can't find a bowler.
Why do Indian cricketers set the fairest quizzes in the world?
They don't hold any catches.
Why don't Indian cricketers go on holiday to Brighton?
They are already sick of walking back to the Pavilion.
What makes Indian cricketers such good troopers?
The time they spend in the field.
Why don't the Indian bowlers retire and work as postmen?
All those wayward deliveries.
How do you know Indian cricketers are not introverts?
They get out a lot.
Why doesn't crime pay in India?
They usually get caught.
Why did the Indian batsman fail in his audition for Long John Silver?
He kept losing his leg stump.
What do Indian batsmen and foxes have in common?
They are out for ducks.
Why do Indian cricketers miss their wives so much?
It was the last time they scored.
How do you know the Indian cricketers have a work ethic?
They spend so little time on strike.