Beer, what's this rowboat stuff? Only Conrad Black's yacht for me.

To put the the tail on that tale about my kid getting busted in Banff. Why he was there-
The Fairmont and lesser hostelries in Lake Louise and Banff hire extra help during the ski and summer hi seasons, most from back east somewhere. Much young female flesh. They bring hanky, and the local yokels bring panky.

And a good time is has by all.