Be da lard dyin Jasysus buddy Beer! Ye never heard a 40 ounce bo'le a da pure referred to as a fourty ponder? I t'ought dat was Maritime to a tee eh wha? Ye bin in Uppity Canada toooo long b'y!

A course, wit all dat dere cheap booze I can only say good on ye.

Now, what about that downstairs room fer rent?