All this talk of kegs and forty pounders
These lads are just a bunch of bounders
Till Jacqui explodes and the whole ship flounders
Early in the morning

Kendall said lets weigh the anchor
And soon those lads for land did hanker
They ended up sailing round a great big tanker
Early in the morning

The coastguard cutter came a calling
Gnu's in the bilges sittin bawlin
He thought he saw a mermaid
Wie her long hair fallin
Early in the morning