Bobert asks: How about vibrators???

The answer is that they don't make 'em any more.

I'm still using the one my daddy bought for his barber shop in 1946, and when he went back a month later to get one for a customer that wanted "one like you got" they said they quit makin' em like that.

What you can get now will "hummmmmm" but there ain't none of 'em that'l

V ^I _B R ^A T ^E ! ! !

Of course I'm talkin' about the AC powered ones. At my age my aches and pains need "assertive assistance," and the namby pamby pItty-pat just don't get the kinks out.

        I NEED POWER DOWN TO THE BONE.

John