A little different here (click):

I wish I had a rifle tall
To reach up to the sky
I'd never do a day of work
but live on pidgeon pie

John Wesly had a bonny 'oss
As fine as ever been seen
We took him down to Hayseech brook
And shoved him headfirst in

Lay down thy 'ommer and thy tongs
And never work no more...........