A dog walks into a bar and hops up onto a bar stool. He says to the bartender, "Gimme a Harvey Wallbanger."

The bartender makes him the drink. The dog picks the glass up in his forepaws and drinks it down. Then, he gets up onto the bar, jumps over to the shelf under the big mirror, walks up the mirror, across the ceiling, down the wall, and out the door.

A man sitting at the bar and watching all this with amazement says to the bartender, "Man, that is pretty unusual!"

"Yeah, it is," says the bartender. "He usually orders a Martini."

Don Firth