And in Ohio, a man phoned the police, last night, when he found poison pellets sprinkled in his yard. He has a tame raccoon. This is his description of the event:

THE POLICE DIDN'T CARE! THEY WERE FIRST CURIOUS TO SEE "THE RACCOON" AND DURING THEM LOOKING AT MY BOY THEY SPOKE ABOUT "THE TIMES THEY HAVE KILLED RACCOONS" ON TOP OF THAT THEY INSINUATED THAT I AM A PROSTITUTE!!! A QUOTE/QUESTION FROM THEM..." GAYS ARE ALWAYS SELLING THEIR ASS " AND - NOW THIS IS GOOD!... "WHY DO THE GAYS LIKE TO MOLEST KIDS?" YES FOLKS! THIS IS WHAT I DEAL WITH...

We are not yet living in the best of all possible worlds. He is fortunate, indeed, that these "police" did not grab and shoot his raccoon.