Is the one you want the one that starts with the story of going for breakfast with the family in California, and being served by a young and attractive "hunk" on roller skates, who after bringing the menu requested says something like " Can I be of any further service?"...and watching the nervous expressions on her sons' faces in expectation of their mother's reaction?

I can't really offer to see if I can get a copy at the moment, as I hope you will appreciate - and the delivery did change on the several occasions I heard it - but possibly I could ask later, as I'm pretty sure it is written down.

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