The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #140105   Message #3218896
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
06-Sep-11 - 05:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: Why folks might not to mess with me...
Subject: RE: BS: Why folks might not to mess with me...
I think you're onto something there, Bobz. BillD says reality shows about repo guys have been played out. So let's give 'em a new lease on life by mxin' the repo guys with other professions!

Repo guys & honeydipper drivers: When some smartypants locks that Camaro he's missed a payment on in the garage, just back the honeydipper truck up to the garage door and send a pressurized blast of Job-Johnny Juice in through that little crack at the bottom. Next night, that garage door'll be open tryin' to air the stink out and the repo guys can slip in, hotwire that mother, an' drive it away.

Repo guys & street mimes: Sometimes the repo guys need to create a distraction, right? Well, what better distraction than a street mime? You gotta figure anyone who's behind a couple of payments on his F-150 4WD is gonna be in a pretty bad mood anyway. So just stick a mime in his face! While he's busy beatin' the shit outta the mime, the repo boys are winchin' that pickup onto a flatbed.

Repo guys & strippers: Not even gonna bother to explain that one. Use your imagination.

That's just a handful of ideas. The possibilities are endless.