We all do it. We match the car to the driver...



Buick drivers do drive slow
they mess up all the traffic flow.

BMWs draw applause
they are not bound by traffic laws.

Jetta drivers weave and zoom
and put other drivers in thier tomb.

Camaro drivers are not young
thier current love life goes unsung.

Ferrari drivers run and hide
Thier comprehensive is too damn high.

My tricked out Civic is a real go getter
when I go cruisin in my crew neck sweater.

Budget drivers get a Honda Fit
because they just don't give a frickin shit.

Mecedes drivers think they're rich
until they drive into a ditch.

VW drivers are zippy of course
but they dream at night of a sexy Porshe.

Hyundai drivers are super thrifty
You can bet they all are pushin fifty.

Behind the wheel of every Ford
is a person who is really deep down bored.

The driver of the "Classic Car"
is a guy who will not drive far.

If a guy is driving a Mini Van
he probably is a sports car fan.

Convertible drivers are proud in June
but come January its a different tune.

The pick up driver has lots of guts
if he's wagging big truck nuts.

The drivers of the SUV
think to themselves, "no one is more important than me".


You name the car I'll name the driver is inppired by legendary folk hero Bill Morrisey who sung
"I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver / You find the car, I'll find the driver…


    I have a Mercedes with MD plates / I have no trouble finding dates


    I have a 1980 Subaru / One more semester and then I'm through


    I make a lotta dough in a high-tech job / Yeah, you bet,


    I drive a Turbo Saab


    Well, I just air-brushed my Econoline / A friend of the devil


    is a friend of mine


    And my BMW draws applause / I am not bound by traffic laws


    I got a Ranger truck, I'm for import quotas / I won't park


    next to no Toyotas


    And my Volvo wagon will seat six / It'll run on diesel or trail mix


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