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Thread #22272   Message #3219372
Posted By: GUEST,Ebbie on a Mac
07-Sep-11 - 04:02 AM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: RE: The funniest song you have ever heard II
One of the funniest songs I have ever heard is 'Railroad Bill'. Written by an Andy Breckman.


I said one day Bill was walking along
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree
When he saw what was the matter he ran to get a ladder
To set that kitty cat free
Bill said no, ain't gonna do it
Ain't gonna do what you said
This is a stupid stupid song and as far as I'm concerned
That cat can stay there till it's dead

I said wait a minute Bill, you can't argue with me
For God's sake I just made you up
I got the pen in my hand, I want you up in that tree
I want that cat unstuck
Bill said no, I hate cats
Ain't gonna climb for no cat
He said why don't you have me save a beautiful girl
Who's been tied down to the railroad tracks?