So, you are lookin' for (more) narcissists for yer Mother of All BS Threads, are you? Lemme see...

Yeah, I think I can qualify pretty good for this job. I got a good healthy ego and I ain't afraid to admit it. I have always felt pretty damn important in the bigger scheme of things and I don't see no good reason not to feel that way. But I ain't introverted. I hope that is not a problem! If it is, too bad, cos I expect to get this job anyways and I ain't takin' no for an answer, introverted or not!

"Egoism definitely helps."

Great. I got enough of that to satisfy the demand. And then some.

"Must have life-long preoccupation with own importance."

That goes without sayin'. I knew from Day 1 that I was the most important individual in the general vicinity, not to mention most outlyin' areas all around it...

"Skills in banter and blind-eyed rebuttal a strong plus."

Yeah, I think I can manage that just fine. Piece of cake.

So, what's the pay rate? When do I start?

- Chongo