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Thread #59418   Message #3219661
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
07-Sep-11 - 03:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Seein' as I am a truly generous soul who likes helpin' the weak and doin' good in this world, I am gonna make some more FREE contributions here even if Amos don't see fit to hire me and put me on salary. That is the kind of guy I am, generous to a fault.

So, Rap, tell me...what is it like bein' on "the other side"? Is it as good as bein' here? Or is it even better? I been pretty close to death on a few occasions, so I have a natural curiosity about the subject. Have ya got to meet any other spirits of the departed and compare notes? Have ya come across anything that resembles either "heaven" or "hell" or did that turn out to be a bunch of hooey? If you do get to visit hell, there's most likely a gorilla there that I would like you to look up...his name is Vinnie "D". If ya find him, say you got a message from Chongo: "Hey, Vinnie? Remember me? I remember you. You are not missed, old pal, but you are remembered...kinda like a bad smell." Ook! Ook! ;-D

- Chongo