The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3219756
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
07-Sep-11 - 06:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I got no objections at all to you undyin', Rap. Go right ahead and rejoin the Earthly choir. We'll all be glad to see you back ASAP. As regards yer hypothetical comments about makin' me mess my undies, I gotta tell you...it takes a helluva lot to make me mess my undies. It ain't happened in a very long time. Matter of fact, I'm not sure it happened even back then...cos I wasn't wearin' undies in the days before I took up that job at the White man's tradin' post back in the old country. I was a little bush ape back then, and bush apes don't wear any clothes at all. I may've had a couple accidents in them early days when I was just a little shaver, as they say, but I been practicin' strong intestinal fortitude ever since I took up fedoras and firearms.