This is from a post on Facebook, and it made me chuckle out loud.
"A husband bought his son an iPAD, his daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. His wife wasn't impressed even after he explained that it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN networks. This triggered the iNAG service which totally wiped out the iSHAG function."