"Caffeine Psalm"

Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze,
It maketh me to wake in green pastures.
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses,
It restoreth my buzz.

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness
       for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
       shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar
       they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence
       of Juan Valdez,
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth
       over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the
       days of my life,
And I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.