I can't imagine Don being flabbergasted (or even all a-twitter).

Now, work with me on this, GfS: There are two and ONLY two things about you that piss me off:

1) The insults from a few months back and for them you can kiss my--well, you know.

2) The second is your vapid, bland, jejune, tedious, inane, vacuous, insipid and wishy-washy use of that stupid fuckin' WINK.

Thank you for allowing me to be rid of that emotion. Please carry on.